Pitches that landed me a girlfriend

Today…

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you something better than the Thanksgiving turkey you had last weekend.

Something so good that will land you high-quality links every time you use it.

And will obliterate your competitors from the SERPs, steal their wives, and leave them bankrupt overnight.

The best part is… almost everyone FAILS to get this right.

Because they use ChatGPT and think they know it all.

Now… 

This “thing” works so freaking well that it’s even landed me a girlfriend (reporter from a top pop culture website that gives our brands exclusive access to links).

And our brands are quite literally getting first crack at pitches from the site, which covers pop culture, makeup & beauty, fashion, and health. 

Did I mention it also has a DR of 70+?

Anyway…

Here’s that “thing” that I was talking about:

The four pitches that landed me high-quality links.

And trust me when I say this…

These pitches work… they actually “work-work”.

And if you use a similar framework, they’ll work for you too.

Anyway… here are the pitches:

Pitch #1:

Hey {name}, Reaching out on behalf of my client, {client-name}, one of the top tattoo skincare brands on the market right now. Tattoo aftercare is one of our specialties, here are 5 tips to heal freshly-tattooed skin and make sure the ink stays fresh forever:

{tip 1}
{tip 2}
{tip 3}
{tip 4}
{tip 5}

We've also put together aftercare guides for every major body part, feel free to have a look at these as well: {links to our published guides}. Happy to clarify or answer any questions about these tips, let me know!

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Pitch #2:

Hey {name}, I saw your request for wardrobe essentials and wanted to reach out on behalf of {brand name}. Our Fall bags collection is one of our most popular, especially the {product 1 & product 2}.

Each is available in several colors, making them the perfect bag to stand out on a rainy fall day or blend in with the leaves as they change to those beautiful autumn colors. {Brand name} bags are made with sustainable, full-grain leather and hand-made by artisans throughout India & South America. Most of our handbags embody a Bohemian aesthetic, but others are still well suited for corporate fashionistas.

Happy to answer any questions you may have about specific bags, sustainability, or fall styling - let me know.

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Pitch #3:

Hey {name}, I was excited to come across your post on Qwoted looking for footwear executives to interview. My name is {name} and I’m the Head of Marketing & eCommerce at {brand name}. Previously, I worked in a similar capacity at one of the nation’s leading comfort-focused retailers, {redacted}. I’ve been in this particular niche for a long time and am happy to speak to the broader category, as well as why {brand name} is so well-positioned and successful.

We’re very proud of the work we’re doing to drive {brand name} unprecedented popularity these past few years both digitally and at retail. If you haven’t heard of us, we like to say it’s (almost) all about the footbed because we believe support starts from the ground up. Our footbeds are the foundation of our brand and what set us apart in the industry. We can be found in the best independent shoe stores in the USA, Canada, and Australia. I would very much welcome the opportunity to meet and discuss any specific questions you have. Thank you for your consideration!

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Pitch 4:

Your pitch request caught my eye, specifically the question about ankle boots - we just updated a blog on our site yesterday about How to Style Ankle Boots.

Anyways, if you're still looking for information - I've attached {name}’s answers below:

Ankle boots are a fashionable footwear choice because they're simultaneously simple and stylish enough to be worn in a variety of settings & with all kinds of outfits like skirts, jeans, and dresses. Their height flatters the leg by highlighting the narrowest part of the ankle. And though most boots have a bad reputation for being uncomfortable, supportive ankle boots won't make your feet hurt. Here's that blog I mentioned: {link to blog}

Flip flops are a convenience choice for most people, so support & foot health in general are often an afterthought. When choosing flip flops, consider the sole thickness, arch support, and strap material. Ideally, they'll have a cushioned footbed that won't cause your feet to hurt in a matter of minutes. Most flip flops, especially cheap ones, have little to no traction on the bottom. If you plan to wear these around water, specifically pools or boat docks, make sure to watch your footing on the wet ground or purchase sandals with a textured grip.

Flip flops tend to get a bad reputation among podiatrists and foot health experts, and for good reason - they're not the most supportive option for your feet. But wearing them occasionally isn't necessarily a bad thing. They allow your feet to breathe freely, reducing the risk of fungal infections. And they can help strengthen your foot muscles while your foot roams freely.

Walking shoes are designed primarily for forward motion and to protect the heel from repetitive stress against the ground. Training shoes provide multi-directional support, including lateral, making them a better choice for working out, playing sports, and hiking rugged trails. While there's overlap, they're not always interchangeable. To choose the best, prioritize fit, intended use, and your comfort preferences.

Individuals with flat and wide feet should wear shoes with arch support and a wide toe box. Walking shoes, with their cushioning, can help alleviate heel pain by distributing pressure evenly throughout the entire foot. This will reduce the likelihood of heel, shin, and even knee pain.

Bunion correctors work by realigning the big toe. However, their safety varies by use case and the severity of a person's bunion. Typically, one should start by wearing them for short durations, gradually increasing as comfort permits. But to avoid furthering the condition, you should speak to a podiatrist about a specialized plan & timeline for wearing one.

{plug HARO video}

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Now…

You can’t copy these directly, because you’ll likely never see the exact same pitch again.

Get a little creative with your pitches and remember: ALWAYS personalize your pitches.

If you want to also build backlinks and steal your competitor’s clients? 

Then I’ve recorded a video that shows you exactly how to do that without having to hire someone on Fiverr to do it.

Also, PLEASE don’t buy Fiverr links.

Until next time,

Kai Cromwell